new tasks given to sl-t to study and follow as part of her sl-ttish duties in regard to said sl-tter.
i don’t care about that homework. we gonna do new homework! without a magnum in sight!
- let's go home
that sh-tty last thing you say to your friend as they bleed to death in a burning building. “let’s go home, hide.”
he’s kind hearted and gentle, he’s the guy that will let you fall and be there to catch you. he’s very handsome. he’s amazing and incredible, he’s very funny and has a charming smile. he’ll be your friend and lover, he’ll listen to all your problems and make them his own because he doesn’t want […]
- wuhan kiss
forcibly placing the r-ct-m against the skin of an unsuspecting victim. jim totally p-ssed out at the party last night, so we took turns taking selfies while giving that pansy–ss motherf-cker a bunch of wuhan kisses.
- sun b*tch
when you’re burnt as f-ck and acting like a big b-tch hey have you seen linda today? she just got back from hawaii and she’s acting like a sun b-tch. (side note- also see b-tch )
- steamy bean
the shower fart that, when mixed with the steam of the hot shower, causes a sulfer, egg like odor, that lingers through the entire length of the shower. the smell of the steamy bean is enough to knock someone out…..also, a way to test the love of your significant other. while they are showering with […]