new jersese
a dialect/variety of us english used to express intense strong emotion distinguished by phonology, grammar, vocabulary, and its use by individuals born and/or raised in the dirty jerz and surrounding east coast areas employing words and/or phrases other humans consider vulgar, mean-spirited, and/or unintelligent.
sorry if i occasionally slip into new jersese at work but it’s hard for me to translate my words into standard english when i’m p-ssionate about something because i’m from f-ckin’ jerzee…oops see what i mean?
it can be anything from complimentary to downright insulting (especially) when (famous) people culturally appropriate new jerseyans by speaking newjersese and being applauded for it by the public.
our dego boss says we shouldn’t discrimihate against theresa and her joisey accent when she uses profanity and says stuff like “wooder” instead of water and cawfee instead of coffee because she’s from new jersey and new jersese is her mother dialect but confidentially, i think she’s just a dumb wh-r- from back east.
tony was held in contempt of court for speaking new jersese to a judge in connecticut.
it’s hilarious when cameron uses new jersese since he’s lived in scottsdale, arizona his whole life.
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