new jersey bulldozer
when you getting your haircut from your barber and he shaves your hair line too far back.
person 1-hey dude what happend to your hair?
person 2-my barber gave me a new jersey bulldozer because i diddnt tip him last time.
when you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
person 1-what happend to your hair dude?
person 2-my barber gave me a new jersey bull dozer because i didn’t tip him last time.
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