new jersey fire hydrant


when your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the p-ss aroma that presides on her lower body. (exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)
mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
devon: “jake just gave hailey a new jersey fire hydrant.”
mike: “haha what?”
devon: “yeah dude just p-ssed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

mike: “haha sick”

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