New Jersey Gas Mask
when a gentleman places his scr-t-m over his lovers eyes and then farts. this can be done in two different directions, with the fart being directed to his partners eyes or mouth.
guy#1-i gave my girlfriend a new jersey gas mask the other day and she puked all over my -sshole!
guy#2- right on!!!
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