new jersey haircut

a form of road rage used to dispatch justice on a left lane loser. after p-ssing them in a concise manner, get back in front of them and spray them with windshield washer fluid.

this will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. possibly even a jersey salute
i scared my cooworkers on the way to the office this morning when i gave some texting left lane loser a new jersey haircut. they called me a psychopath, i just don’t get it.

Read Also:

  • POTG

    play of the game from a game called “overwatch” where all the potg (best play of the game) was basically a dead torbjörn getting a pentakill. pants on the ground potg: pants on the ground, pants on the ground. lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground. gold in your mouth, hat turned […]

  • Snowflaking a bitch

    to be cold or mean to someone friend: you still friends with your ex? me: nah i’m snowflaking a b-tch

  • Boi-Sexual

    someone who likes f-ckbois. jane: look at that s-xy guy with greased hair and two girls macking on him, while he’s texting another. jack: you must be boi-s-xual.

  • Herbaderg

    code for pot if you speak derg. hey, let’s go smoke some herbaderg.

  • cleavage monster

    when a man buys a tank top and wears the large one for extra cleavage. omg luke’s a cleavage monster for buying that tank top.

Disclaimer: new jersey haircut definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.