New Mexico Tech


a school in socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.
i’m going to tech!

tech suscks.
you’re not smart enough to go to tech! you can’t even spell “sucks.”

tech is awesome.
some times abbreviated as nmt
the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including nasa.
hi, i’m from tech

yes, i’ve noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and star trek collectors edition phaser

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