new phone syndrome
the period of time in which bashing, knocking or dropping your new phone becomes acceptable.
john: hey is that a new phone!
dave: yeah got it yesterday! here look.
(drops phone uncoolly whilst showing it off to his mate)
dave: d-mn it!
(checks it over thoroughly to make sure its still intact!)
— cl-ssic case of new phone syndrome! give it a week. —
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