New Port Nowhere
a city in florida actually called new port richey but was nicknamed as such because n-body else in florida has ever heard of it. people who move here tend to only saty for short periods of time , except for the elderly who tend to stay in the same spot forever. there is very little there from a cultural standpoint and its an hour drive before you can get to any of the good parts of florida. also port nowhere, a next to it which actually came second and is really the “new”er city. because of its lack of culture its consists mostly of “gangsta’s” and “prep’s”, and is speckled with a few “individualists” that swear they are leaving as soon as they can.
“where do you live?”
“new port richey.”
“new port where?”
“well new port nowhere actually but close enough.”
a city in florida actually called new port richey but was nicknamed as such because n-body else in florida has ever heard of it. people who move here tend to only saty for short periods of time , except for the elderly who tend to stay in the same spot forever. there is very little there from a cultural standpoint and its an hour drive before you can get to any of the good parts of florida. also port nowhere, a next to it which actually came second and is really the “new”er city. because of its lack of culture its consists mostly of “gangsta’s” and “prep’s”, and is speckled with a few “individualists” that swear they are leaving as soon as they can.
“where do you live?”
“new port richey.”
“new port where?”
“well new port nowhere actually but close enough.”
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