new rules
the rules you create to get over a breakup.
1. don’t pick up the phone. you know she’s/he’s only calling ‘cus he’s/she’s drunk and alone.
2. don’t let him/her in. you’ll have to kick him/her out again.
3. don’t be his/her friend. you know you’re gunna wake up in his/her bed in the morning.
4. if you’re under him/her, you ain’t getting over them.
dua lipa: “i’ve got new rules, i count them.”
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