new swine flu
twilight series/vampires; it’s called the new swine flu cause it’s everywhere and infecting people.
shopper: omfg! they have everything “new moon” here! i am so annoyed.
me: yep, it’s the new swine flu. enjoy. soo…when are they going to come out with edward blow up dolls or condoms?
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