New Waverly, TX


pretty much the coolest place on earth. the beez kneez per say. home of one stop light that can cause a major backup – sometimes up to five minutes. also home to 950 residents, or atleast according to the sign that’s probably been there since 1950.

recently got it’s first fast-food restaurant, a burger king, which has really boosted the economy. but be careful, if you’re going down i-45 and you blink at the right moment, you might miss it. the town that is.

the local school system is alright. there’s four schools – an elementary, intermediate, middle, and high school. mostly everybody (except b-ttercup) is cool but if you got a secret, don’t expect it to stay that way for long. everybody knows everything about everyone. who’s doing who, who’s a wh-r-, etc.

as far as ethnicity goes, it’s mostly white except for that one place right when you come in town – longstreet. steer away from that place cuz they rapin’ erybody out there. and there’s like 5 mexicans.

if you’re ever rollin’ through the area, definitely check it out. it’ll only take a minute. literally.
“yo, where you from man?”
“new waverly, tx fool.”
“you must be a bad-ss then.”

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