New Year Blimp
a person who joins a gym or other exercise club in january to try to fulfill his/her new year’s resolution to lose weight. the vast majority of new year blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting…until next january.
my workout took twice as long as usual today because i had to wait for all of the new year blimps to get off the machines.
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- nigger's delight
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unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition. ‘clean your bl–dy noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink’ ‘i need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat’
- Not In The Cards
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