NIDW
acronym for “nice idea didn’t work” pr-nounced “nid-we”
person 1: lets tie kroger bags to our shoulders and jump off the tree and see if it works as a parachute!!!
person 2: okay -they go and jump offf-
innocent bystander: wow…nidwi
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