New Years Kiss


a kiss to celebrate the new year. given between december 31st at 11:59:55 and january 1st at 12:00:36. the kiss is meant to represent the end of the year that was and the start of a new year and a “new you.”
when the ball dropped, i got my new years kiss.

barry: who will be your new years kiss?
kimmy: i’m not sure, i was thinking it would be you.
best way to say a girl gave a bl-w j-b. sometimes happens on new years eve in place or in addition to the kiss at midnight.
laura- do you want me to leave the room?
steph- no your fine no new years kisses tonight!

moll- what did you do for new years?
laura- oh you know a good bj..

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