New Year’s Resolution Warrior
those people who make a new year’s resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being -ss clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.
i would like to welcome the new year’s resolution warriors to the gym. i appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. you do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. the highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.
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