New York Stir Fry
while eating out a girls v-g-n-, she queefs in your mouth causing you to vomit in her v-g-n-, then the guy continues to eat out the pukec-m…that is the new york stir fry!
she was so beautiful and i took her for a walk in the park, bought her flowers, took her out to dinner, went back to my place, and with my mouth i’d make her fly between the thighs, but instead she queefed in my mouth so i served up some new york stir fry.
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