Newark-toll
the fee you pay to homeless people when entering and leaving newark, new jersey.
guy1- “man i’m tired of paying my newark-toll.”
guy 2-“why? has it gotten bad lately?”
guy1-“yeah! it’s almost $8 a day.”
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