Newbern
the lamest small town in the history of small town-ness. it is a death trap to any who aspire to do anything great, though there have been rare cases of people moving away and living a somewhat normal life, though psychotherapy has reportedly been heavily involved.
i used to live in newbern, but my doctor says my recovery is going well.
like the strangest city in north carolina.
new bern is so strange that people cry they hate yankees, but search them out all over the world and beg them to come live here!
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