newbongitis


after hitting a new bong, symptoms of newbongitis may appear. these symptoms include any of various inflammations of the tonsils, pharynx, or larynx characterized by pain in swallowing.
“sweet frosted gear bong man!”
“yeah dude, it’s awesome, but i got newbongitis from it.”

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