newborn hamster
when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.
“holy sh-t man, you look like a newborn hamster!”
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