Newchelle


a disgusting coupling of a gargoyle and a smelly man-beast. normally, the smell of the man-beast and the gargoyle’s natural repulsion would chase off potential mates. this relationship, however, works solely because of two things: 1. the gargoyle’s obvious lack of olfactory senses and 2. the man-beast is getting s-x from the gargoyle which makes him happy (there is not much research on point two, but scientists have come to this conclusion based on the available data).
person 1: gross! did you see that picture of the gargoyle and the man-beast in the tree?

person 2: yeah, but don’t worry, it’s just newch-lle trying to be as cute as travella.

person 1: hahahaha what an epic fail on newch-lle’s part!

person 2: indeed good sir, indeed.

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