having s-x with someone who you haven’t had s-x with before… (see also: red-cking)
– i thought you were red-cking that chick you used to date?
– i am, but i’m newd-cking the chick i went out with last night….
- beaver rash
this happens during s-x when a girl’s ‘beaver’ gives you a friction burn. me: man, julie and i were going at it the other night, and she gave me a beaver rash! him: i hear there is ointment for that!
- a game of whack a mole
fix one problem then having fix another problem after another one playing a game of whack a mole is not going to make us better
a republican politician that tries to out trump the trump in insanity but just comes out a trump wannabe all the other republican nominees are turning into trumplets a republican politician that tries to out trump the trump in insanity but just comes out as a wannabe all the other republican nominees are turning into […]
- tasteless underb**b
similar to, but unlike tasteful sideb–b, tasteless underb–b is typically displayed within a trailer park where a tube top has gone wildly wrong. dude, it was nice to see sarah in that tank top. love the snap of the sideb–b. though nikki can do with a better bra to elliviate her tasteless underb–b. perhaps that […]
removing all evidence you routinely have a dog in your office aunt m couldn’t bring her cat to work until we de-dogify the office