newegg


the best online computer shop! they not only offer a huge variety of goods — including even the cr-ppy apple stuff — but also an excellent service!

best quality!
best prices!
best shipping & handling!

what else could one ask for from his/her computer shop?
a: man, you need to get yourself a new computer. this one you are using is like a freaking calculator!
b: hey, take it easy man, i am working on it. i ordered my motherboard and cpu from newegg.com the other day.
a: sweet!
slang for “anyway”. coined by whiteville, nc’s #1 sound card expert.
n-e-wegg, i’ll see you later.
a freshly laid egg.

ant: bad egg
the best eggs come straight from the chicken, i love a newegg in the morning.

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