Newell


another word for -n-l s-x.
“her -ss was so perfect that i proceeded to give her the best newell of her life!”

“after i gave her newell, i found, what i thought was sm-gm- on my p-ck-r, but it happened to be fecal cream.”

“my d-ck stinks from giving you newell last night, honey.”
a person that cares for all those around them. someone who knows the meaning of trust and takes it seriously. someone that loves with everything they have. a special person. easy to love.
forget those other guys, i’m waiting for a newell.
also known as a p.i.m.p, one who likes big booty’s, black-lover
rash-ll- ” did you see all of that newell on her back side,?”
dt- ” shiit dawg thats what i like to see on a white gurll.”
unlearned, ignorant, simple person, as distinguished from the educated; an ignoramus who makes threats using blogs lies like a sidewalk tax evader “big daddy” newell likes to pretend they have a job but also likes being dest-tute possess low to none intellectual powers, commonly, a person without understanding from birth; a natural fool; aka hillbilly living in a squalid shack with lots of little ones from 3 different teen moms loves white tee shirts and baseball caps, raging anger issues since birth aka as a bad temper, very violent towards small kids and women and some types of cats and dogs and gardening equipment. is easily calmed down by watching a goldfish swim in a small tank “simple things for a simpleton”
hillbilly newell big daddy status quo squalid boyce fool ignoramus idiot liar bad temper violent goldfish simple
newell, wv: a four street sh-thole in the northern panhandle of west virginia. founded in 1905 when a man named newell gave up his last hope of finding anywhere decent to live and settled down with a one-eyed, toothless, backwoods woman and produced newell’s first official r-t-rd. newell’s two claims to fame are its large population of mullet-wearin’, wall-eyed, gun-totin’, tobacky-chewin’ illiterates; and the presence of mountaineer, a gaming resort filled with coffin dodgers and welfare cases spending their gubment checks and sh-tting themselves because they don’t want to leave the nickel slot machines. outsiders often hear the sound of “dueling banjoes” in their heads when driving through it.
outsider: what the f-ck is that? banjo music?
newellite 1: what’s he saying, cletus?
newellite 2: cecil, you know i don’t know forrin’!

(newell)
a four-street sh-thole in the northern panhandle of west virginia. founded in 1905 when a man named newell gave up his last hope of finding anywhere decent to live and settled down with a one-eyed, toothless, backwoods woman and produced newell’s first official r-t-rd. newell’s two claims to fame are its large population of mullet-wearin’, wall-eyed, gun-totin’, tobacky-chewin’ illiterates; and the presence of mountaineer, a gaming resort filled with coffin dodgers and welfare cases spending their gubment checks and sh-tting themselves because they don’t want to leave the nickel slot machines. outsiders often hear the sound of “dueling banjoes” in their heads when driving through it.

outsider: what the f-ck is that? banjo music?
newellite 1: what’s he sayin’, cletus?
newellite 2: cecil, you know i don’t know forrin’.

(newell)
a h-m-, queer, f-g, brownie pounder, fudge pakcer ext.
hey newell, i’m gonna kick your -ss

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