Newfie Lobster Dip



when a live lobster is clamped onto ones scr-t-m, then lowered into a pot of boiling water. newfie lobster dip is a method of s-x torture
tonight’s special at torture sl-ts cove, half price newfie lobster dip.
“man,,,,my sac is messed up from that newfie lobster dip last night.”

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