Newfoundland Salty


this is what you call it when a woman receives a “facial” and falls asleep without washing. in the morning she will awake with a crusty salty beard, like a fisherman from newfoundland has when he returns from sea.
dude #1: what happened to you last night?
dude #2: went to jen’s place…..
dude #1: how’d that go?
dude #2: lets just say that she woke up with a newfoundland salty.

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