newgeek


a person into computers, dungeon & dragons, sci-fi and the like who, during high school suffered from acne, had gl-sses and hung out like souls. this person then went on to college, got some acne meds, fashionable gl-sses and blossomed into an fairly attractive man who is still into computers, dungeons & dragons, sci-fi.
newgeeks are often known to become black wearing, goth/industrial listening, compulsive shirt tucking professional which an oddly attactive ladykilling persona. often also have gigantic p-n-ses.
mary – “carl plays warhammer. he’s a total newgeek”

susan – “but oh his warhammer!”

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