newitt
a lively character normally identified by a floppy mane, conical br–sts, a gangly build and a fat w-ll–s surf shack tshirt. will consume no less than 16 regular sized pork sausages and a jar of pickled gherkins per sitting. normal habits will include the h–rding of alcohol related paraphenalia, consuming large amounts of salad vegetables and using household linoleum as a makeshift coolant. liable to have sporadic verbal outbursts, not always of a leud nature. lesser spotted newitts may also be seen in compliment to a oazl
that’s just textbook newitt
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