newkie beef


the greatest home made bong the world has ever seen.
possibly because of their gcse science lessons, or possibly becuase they’re just great, the creators managed to design a bouble barreled ice chamber bong with only 2 bottles, 2 viros, and a bit of masking tape!
joe get the newkie-beef out, i fancy a sess!

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