Newlan


a creature or specimen that dwells in a dark enlosed place exempt from the rest of the world. it is said to be a vile and decrepid piece of nature despite being rarely seen.
“omg i think i just seen a newlan in the light” or “that looks like a right newlan”

creature cretin specimen rare vile

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