Newman dinosaur
(noun) the scientific name for the dilophosaurus, according to the system of binomial nomenclature
(noun) a genus of theropod dinosaur that presumably murdered newman (wayne knight) after spitting blinding poison into his fat, sinister face (in jur-ssic park, not seinfeld)
–while browsing vhs tapes at goodwill, max and tim come across several copies of jur-ssic park–
max: what’s your favorite scene in jp?
tim: definitely the part where the newman dinosaur kills newman.
–max clenches his teeth and shakes his fist…–
max: newman! (in jerry’s distrustful, baleful voice)
Read Also:
- North Carolina girls
these girl were born in north carolina and are proud of their home town. they are gorgeous inside and out. they’re the best friend you could ever have. they love with all their heart and are very hospitable. nc girls also know their way around a kitchen and can cook better than your mama. if […]
- Nosie
a picture in which you can see you and nose to take a nosie when a person has a really big nose. when someone has a nosie their nose sticks out 3 inches or more. when your marijuana cigarette becomes to short to hold to your lips, attach it to a roach clip. then, hold […]
- nutwaft
the waft of warm air that escapes a mans shorts when he moves. usually due to being hot or unhygienic. ew. he just made a nutwaft.
- odd
open door dumper- a person who sh-ts with the door open i was going to the bathroom but saw that megan was an “o.d.d.”! really odd oppositional defiant disorder: surprisingly, it’s real. a fake -ss ‘disorder’ pulled out of the -sses of a small collective of psychiatrists working for pharma companies in order to maximize […]
- Old Kanye
a term former kanye west “fans” use to describe his rapping style in his first 3 alb-ms because yeezus is too different for them and any stylistic or tone change makes them immediately want the old kanye back. omg i miss old kanye he was so much better on this song now he just sold […]