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open door dumper- a person who sh-ts with the door open
i was going to the bathroom but saw that megan was an “o.d.d.”!

really odd
oppositional defiant disorder: surprisingly, it’s real. a fake -ss ‘disorder’ pulled out of the -sses of a small collective of psychiatrists working for pharma companies in order to maximize revenue. of course, there is no ‘authoritarian disorder’, because the parents are the ones paying. despite the seemingly ‘funny’ aspect of it, this is actually considered a real disorder by many psychiatrists, a scary happening and a looming indicator of what may come.
omg, he has odd, force drug him, it can’t have anything to do with our ridiculously excessive punishments and restrictions!
a number that is not divisable by two is said to be an odd number; whereas numbers divisable by two are said to be even numbers
1,3,5,7,9 are odd numbers – 2,4,6,8,10 are even numbers
a very fun and simple game.

what you do is you think of a stupid dare for your friend (or your “friend”) and try to get them to do it. you do this by making them lose odds.

for example, if i said to my “friend”, “hey, odds you go up to that cute girl and lick her face like a dog?” he would then give a number, let’s just say “1 in 20.” on a count of 3, we would both say a number between 1 and 20 at the same time, and if it’s the same number he has to go do it. it is incredibly fun if you have fun people to play it with.

couple of side rules:
-you can’t “odds” yourself (e.g. “hey odds i go hump the teacher’s desk”, no, if you wanna do it yourself just go off and do it)
-the person receiving the odds is the one who decides what the odds are, not the odd-giver
-if you lose odds and decide not to do it, you shall receive one full-out slap to da face
kid – “hey mike, odds you ask the waiter if she’s pregnant.”

mike – “dude, our waiter’s a dude.”

kid – “don’t care.”

mike – “1 in 50.”

kid – “1, 2, 3, 47!”
mike – “………47!”

whole table – “ohhhhhhhhhh!”

-waiter comes over-

mike – “excuse me, i apologize for asking, but are you pregnant?”

waiter – “dude, i’m a dude.”

mike – “that didn’t answer my question. are you?

waiter – “yes.”

whole table – “ohhhhhh!!!!”

jim – “i love odds!”

mike – “f-ck me, right?”

jim – “odds you f-ck me?”

mike – “f-ck off, jim.”

jim – “k.”
things that are random or haphazard. no determinable plan or reason. generally a kiwi coloquialism (but mayhap other places use it too)
there is the odd flower here and there.
we can go to the odd movie while you stay.
od’d is taking too much of a certain drug or medicine. it’s short for overdosed: something that can lead to either extreme happiness, or long periods of misery. often times the latter.
samuel: yeah, michael od’d on his meds last night.
jonathan: haha, he’s probably trippin’ b-lls right now, huh?
samuel: sorta. he’s crawling around in a fetal position.
the odds are a method used to describe the probability of an event occuring. they expresses the chances of a succes. used werever you have to describe an event that is random. usually , the odds are only used in a random event wich can have only two possible result, considered succes and failure. when counting the odds, you must first find how many possible result will give you a succes versus how many give you a failure.

exeption – in poker texas hold’em an event with a 1:1 odd, wich is a 50%-50% will outcome against you 9 times out of 10. this beeing an experimental observation.

when rolling a dice, you have an 1:5 odd of getting a specific face up.
when taking a card randomly from a 52 cards deck, you have a 1:51 odd of getting a specific card

exeption: when getting all-in in texas hold’em with two overcards suited against a low pocket, you are in a 1:1 situation. and the outcome of this situation, is always you loosing, independently of you having one or the other hand.
norwegian word for sharp .. like the edge of a blade is “odd”.
old viking name also.
i cut my self on the “odd”

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