newmanstown
a small town in pennsylvania that is mainly consisted of a huge development. the development is called newburg village and the main inhabitants are russian or ukraine. many are afraid to come here due to fear of their life. there are known mafia involvement in the area. if you’re not russian or ukraine be prepared to be rejected from the society and also make sure you own a glock of some kind.
waiting at the bus stop on a snowy morning texting on my cellphone.
friend: “where are you?”
me: “moscow.”
friend: “don”t you mean newmanstown?”
me: “oh yeah i mix those two places up some time.”
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