newnan burrito
wrap your c-ck in a tortilla and fill the tortilla with whatever a normal burrito would have (sour cream, cheese, maybe hot sauce) and then start having -n-l s-x. before you c-m, you stick the newnan burrito in the woman’s mouth, giving the taste of c-ck and burrito.
mary kept asking me for mexican food last night, so i gave her a newnan burrito.
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