punched a midget
an act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarr-ssment. the phrase is derived from the inevitable embarr-ssment that results from beating the sh-t out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. to allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being h-ssled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from p-ssers by who did not witness the little person’s earlier transgression.
so mr. president, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?
not good, i really punched a midget on that one.
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