Newport Harbor
sc-m high school across the bay in newport beach, ca. the school is filled with tools, beaners, and meatheads. they have a second rate tv show after laguna beach failed, which unfortunately caused newport beach to be flooded with yuppie tourists every summer. kids from this school are usually laughed upon by the upper echelon cl-ssy kids from corona del mar who basically beat harbor in everything except football(but who cares?).
“hey, i wear a tank top on fridays cause i play football for newport harbor.” -harbor kid
“damm, i sad cos cdm stole my skool holiday. only newport harbor ware top tank” -harbor kid
“i feel sorry for newport harbor,” -cdm kid
high school located in newport beach california. lots of stoners and kids who like to get wasted when their parents go out of town on the weekends . common clicks are rich sc-m bags,surfers,stoners,beaners,meatheads,and skaters. rival high school is corona del mar. lots of wealth and hot b-tches its wouldent be a bad high school to go to!
kid 1. yo where do you go to school??
kid 2, newport harbor
kid 1. thats cool you wanna get wasted?
kid 2. of course lets party!
the knock off version of laguna beach . somehow, mtv figures they’ll make more money if they create yet another sitcom full of bleach-blonde bimbos and amateur bad boy surfers. you might wanna change the channel to vh1 at this moment in time…
” nieka, put it back on newport harbor! ”
” ohhh h-ll if imma watch that cr-p; we already know the guy’s gonna play 2 girls, they’re gonna hate eachother; hence we get another lauren, kristen, stephen relationship! ”
” how dare you insult mtv’s intelligence?! ”
………………………..
-2 episodes later-
“nieka, i’m so sorry, you were right!!! ”
” well, of course. now change it to rock of love (: “
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