Newport News


newport news, affectionately known as bad newz is one of virginia’s largest cities in perhaps the largest metropolitan area in virginia. the overall feel of the city is industrial urban/non-descript urban sprawl. the most charming & distinctive areas of the city are hilton village, port warwick, city center, east end, and huntington heights.

to the ears of other cities in hampton roads which is the surrounding metro area, newport news conjurs images of shipyards, ports, violent crime, drug infested neighborhoods, and beautiful river vistas. newport news has some of the best shopping and retail for 100 miles around, with vast commercial areas including shops, department stores, hundreds of resturants, and theaters. within the past 5 years newport news has seen unparalelled urban and highrise growth and renewal, now making the city one of the finest cities in the tidewater area.

newport news may still have that ghetto reputation but it is becoming more than just a rusted, industrial, cookie-cutter, urban no-where-ville that it was from the 70’s through the 90’s. the city is now capturing an ident-ty of it’s own, and a renaissance of sorts is happening there as we speak!

newport news is home to ella fitzgerald, pearl baily, michael vick, allen iverson, arron brooks, marcus vick, and many future famous people. 50cent refers to newport news in his song ski mask way, stirring controversy with local rappers.

newport news is one of the most (black to white) integrated areas of the u.s. demographics are nearly split with many neighborhoods in the city splitting 50/50. the east end and many areas of denbigh are exclusively african american, while there are virtially no exclusively white parts of the city.

bottom line, this place is probably quite different from where you live, anywhere else in america.
newport news is such an inigma, both urban and suburban!
newport news began as a boom town and is again a boom town.
the weirdest named city on the east coast is newport news.
50cent has a song featuring newport news, ski mask way.
1 of the 7 urban cities of virginia’s hampton roads…also known as bad news for its high crime rate

located north of norfolk
lets h-t downtown bad news after dark and get mugged!
worst city in america. hands down.

90% of the city is comprised of strip malls and fast food joints, the other 10% is a combination of wealthy neighborhoods and extremely poor ones with astronomical crime rates. the locals are rude and have no idea how safely drive a car, its expected to have some jack-ss riding on your -ss at all times while driving within the city limits. newport news, or bad newz as morons who take pride in what a sh-thole this place really is call it, is also home to christopher newport university, which is home primarily to rich white kids from northern virginia who got waitlisted at jmu.

avoid newport news, va at all costs. seeing that there is pretty much absolutely no reason to go there, that shouldn’t be much of a problem.
newport news is the worst place in america

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