news cramp


when the news feed in your facebook home becomes clogged with meaningless updates on people’s lives (e.g. jim is now flossing his cat).
“man, i logged on yesterday and jim was really giving me news cramp. he changed his status about 5 times!”

“this girl i added last week must be on facebook all of the time. i got some serious news cramp from her. i think i’ll have to deface her.”

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