newsblind
…newsblind… like noseblind… we have a numbness to news and events in the world.. we get so much slung at us thru the media…we just go numb.. our mind just doesn’t flinch any more… symptoms of newsblindness include; fits of rage, but no known cause… an overwhelming sadness… isolating ourselves from the world while wanting more interaction with people… the inability to go anywhere without our phones… yet we curse being a slave to them…
me: holy sh-t!!! they shot up another school!!! omg this is getting out of hand!!!
you: hey where do you want to eat at tonight?
me: holy sh-t!!! didn’t you even hear me?
you: pizza sounds good.
me: omg you are newsblind!!!
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