Newsfeed personality


when someones newsfeed on facebook is more interesting than the person themselves
nick: ryan how did the date with the spanish mami go?

ryan: what a complete newsfeed personality. she posted that she likes to go to the rack for dinner and the drynk for lemon drops, but all she wanted to do is listen to maxima 92.5, watch telemundo, and reminiss about her quinceanera.

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