newsfeeding
the act of continuously reading and scrolling down your facebook news feed.
friend 1: hey what are you doing?
friend 2: facebook..
friend 1: what are you doing on facebook..?
friend 2: news feeding..
friend 1: ah..
friend 2: yep.
to appear on someone’s newsfeed.
“totes not stalking, but did lisa get into duke? her status about becoming a blue devil was newsfeeding.”
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