Newsom

newsom – the surname of the smartest people in the planet.
“i don’t know the answer to question 12!”

“well, ask newsom! he’s crazy smart!”
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when a man c-ms into another man’s -n-s. then proceeds to felch his own s-m-n from his partners r-ct-m with a straw. at this point he then feeds his own s-m-n back to his partner in the form of a snow ball.
rob called in sick to work yesterday after his weekend activities in which he was newsom’d by a large back man which actually resulted in -n-l bleedage.
recieves summer’s eve to get rid of v-g-n-l stinkyness
rachel used the summer’s eve that was placed on her car to get rid of that unsightly stench
red headed sl-t. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when s-xual advancements are made
i wish these newsom’s would back da f-ck up off me
mayor of san francisco.

before, i was doubtful of this man.

but if it weren’t for this his daring, our country might never know what it’s like to have gay married couples living in our nation (doesn;t feel any different than before.)

if it werent for newsom, a lot of people would still think gay marriage = apocalypse.

i’m very impressed by what he’s done in his first year alone (the only other sf mayor i ever knew was brown, who did jack sh-t for all these years.)
but i have beef with: his handling of homelessness, the fact that he is very pro-biotech, and the fact that i wouldve wanted to see a green party guy win. (certainly came very close!)
the best godd-mn mayor that san francisco has ever seen!
you better vote for gavin newsom in the next election for mayor if you live in san francisco!