Newtabnesia


the practice of opening a new tab in a browser such as firefox, internet explorer or chrome and forgetting the intended destination.
“oh i better go to that site i’ve been meaning to (email or other distraction appears) awww man! i can’t remember what site i needed to go on! just been hit by newtabnesia :-(“

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