Newtification
a combination of ‘new’ and ‘notification’. refers to receiving new notifications on facebook.
girl 1: hey babe just give me a second i have to check my facebook newtifications..
girl 2: no worries hun
(n.) when there is a new notification on your facebook.
“oh man i dont have any newtifications.”
“i love when facebook celebrates my birthday, i get so many newtifications.”
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