Newton Balls


when a man’s two t-st-cl- collide within the scr-t-m resulting in a painful feeling. much like that desk toy with the swinging b-lls.
why’d you stop running?
i have newton b-lls
when you are at a sauna after working out and you are naked and start rocking hips side to side as to hit their b-lls together.
guy 1: dude i was at the gym and some guy was playing newton b-lls next to me.
guy 2: ewwww.

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