NEWTON FORD
the act of inserting a fig newton cookie into the -n-s of a s-x partner prior to -n-l intercourse in the back seat of a car. if the cookie survives the act intact, it is usually referred to as a ford newton with cream.
occasionally, to save money, we just go for a drive and have a newton ford for dessert.
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