Newtonmas


an alternative celebration of christmas for science/techno-geeks, based on the fact that december 25 (1642) is isaac newton’s birthdate.
“doogie, why is there an apple at the top of your christmas tree?”
“i’m a physicist, i’m celebrating newtonmas.”

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