Newton’s 69th Law
a scientific law formulated by sir isaac newton telling the likelyhood of a female having s-xual relations with a male, as expressed in the equation:
100{2-lm(d^2)l/(v-s)}/g
where:
m= muscle definition
d= douchebagness
v= moral values
s= sl-t value
g=girl’s hotness
jon: do you think ashley will f-ck michael tonight?
matt: no, he’s not enough of a douchebag, so it does not satisfy newton’s 69th law.
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