Newton’s Cradle Pussy
top definition
a v-g-n- so m-ssive and loose, that a man’s p-n-s and b-lls can be inserted-hence go b-lls deep. this is usually found on a fat chick.
the night wasn’t going well, so i decided to lower my standards and go for some newton’s cradle p-ssy. i will never get that drunk again!
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